As long as I’ve lived, my family has had a “collapse of society as we know it” escape plan.  Be it Nuclear Holocaust, Orwellian Totalitarian Government Takeover or the complete devaluation of our fiat monetary system, we’ve tried to think ahead for all possible or probable calamitous outcomes and prepare for them.

This means we have hundreds of toilet paper rolls, stacks of canned food and countless candles in our home hidden away.

No apocalypse may come to us but at least I know if one does happen I’ll be able to wipe my butt.