We the people of the United Sean, in Order to form a more perfect body, establish eternal slurpees, insure restroom Tranquility, provide for the personal free time, promote the general Welfare, and demand Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Organs of Sean.

I’d say that’s a good start to a flourishing new country.  That is, if it weren’t usurped from under me by my own father.

Speaking of voter apathy, it seems like my people, the citizens of the internet, can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to our homelands being invaded.  In this case I’m talking about CISPA, which is an American Cyber Security Act that makes SOPA (the previous installment of “let’s kill the internet”) look like a small dose of skullduggery.  As a comics fan I think the best explanation I found to be this comic from Chaos Life.

I’m not particularly sure about what to do about this kind of stuff other than be aware of what’s going on since it’s not being talked about in most major media outlets, but as a citizen of the newly formed Republic of Sean, I have diplomatic immunity so I really shouldn’t care.