Tis But A Wish
If you didn’t realize what was in the kiddie pool I’ll give you a hint, it’s Candy Corn.
This corn syrup and honey filled treat is probably one of my favorite candies overall and is by far my favorite seasonal delicacy. I enjoy this sweet nectar, that is despised by all others, so much that a week after Halloween a few years back I bought twelve pounds of the stuff with the plan of consuming one pound a month till the next Halloween.
I finished it in half that time.
How I am still Diabetes free to this day I account only to miracles. In my defense though, that twelve pounds only cost three bucks. How could I refuse?!
-Sean
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Candy corn $3
Kiddie tub $30
Beating your girlfriend on the Xbox while on the biggest syrupy sugar high you’ve ever had? Apparently enought to immortalize on the web.
Haha, it certainly is.
Candy Corn is pretty great. I’ll never forget how much of it you had! Did you buy any this year?
Not this year. My inner cheap-ass couldn’t bear the thought of shelling out a buck a pound after Halloween. I guess after you get it for a quarter a pound you get spoiled for life.