As you can see, this site isn’t in shambles so (spoiler alert!) I was actually able to get the site done to my satisfaction. Poking around in CSS and HTML wasn’t a particularly new experience, but it was harrowing none the less. When I was still in school I made what was probably the most insane decision of my life; I chose to stop being afraid and do what I thought would make me happy over what I thought would make me money.
I abandoned my major and took half computer science courses and half art courses. The funny thing is that I did well in the computer science and programing classes and hated it while doing poorly (at least in my eyes) in the art courses but loved it. Being the foolish man I am, I obviously went the artistic route and, well, here we are!
I know that was horribly tangental but end of story, I hate programming.